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December 20 | PACKAGE
There's no return address, as it was shipped from the store. Nor is there any note. Inside there is a set of practical thermal underarmor. It's cold in New York this time of year, and frankly Scandal's costume doesn't lend itself to warmth.
Merry Christmas, not-daughter. ]
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Message: You are important. Monitor how many chocolates you eat, even if you are worthy of them. It is not wise for your appetite.